So the last thing some people want
to hear about right before finals is Spring Break and all the wonderful
things certain columnists will be doing on their vacation, including a few
events that may or may not include a 200-foot sculpture of Michael Jackson
crafted entirely out of lime Jell-O and 110-proof vodka, a kiddy pool, and a
Siberian circus bear named Vladimir Nabokov, who, when he is not collecting
butterflies, enjoys juggling trout while riding a unicycle.
I understand that you don't want to hear about
that. ........