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Your communication and posting difficulties seem to continue. I have no idea, even, how much -- if anything -- of what I have sent has reached you. If your configuration problems persist, is there anything I can do to help? I have learned some of the ins and outs for myself, and have excellent help bases, if I'm stymied, on both sides of the pond, including advanced professional progammer friends. The main one of my three computers was designed in-house (my house), professional catalogues were scoured for the best possible components for every task, and assembly and configuration were done by my excellent polymath Alyosha. That and all the auxiliary items work flawlessly with fine-tuned broadband. There is an occasional zaskok from fundamentally flawed Windows 2000 XP PRO, but one generally knows how to slam Windows back into shape pretty quickly and mercilessly. There is also a full-time high-capacity outboard drive to back up every single thing, and a Dell laptop for secondary tasks, into which I'll load whatever files I need for travel. I say all this not to brag, but simply to suggest that, if you have a tenacious problem that frustrates the clever Californians, we might be able to find a fix. I hope I'm not inviting trouble by talking about my stuff. If, tomorrow, I see a huge blood-red Fatal Error, I'll don camouflage, join quirky Kerry, and shoot myself a big crow to eat while he is decimating the goose population.

There is something else important I would now like to share. I note that Sandy has posted a collection of links to reviews etc. of Albee's theatrical adaptation of LOLITA. For more reasons than I can name here, but that those reviews abundantly confirm, that adventure was an utter abomination. Many of us make mistakes thatt we live to regret. Here is the genesis of that Albee LOLITA travesty. My mother and I were talked by a persuasive lady friend of mine into entering into a tripartite agreement with a couple of gentlemen named Jerry Shirlock and Al Cooperman. The agreement, for a modest advance, provided for 1) a theatrical adaptation, to be written by Edward Albee; 2) a film remake, to be based upon that adaptation; and 3) an opera, to be composed by Leonard Bernstein -- at first blush, a fairly promising mix . However, our principal attorneys turned out to be as improvident as they were expensive, and permitted a "Dramatists' Guild merger agreement" to be slipped into the complex language of the contract, with no safety net. What that meant, in essence, was that, no matter how bad the play, if it succeeded in running for fourteen performances, all earnings from ANY film or theatrical adaptations of LOLITA would be subject to a 50/50 split with Albee via William Morris. Unfortunately neither Mother nor I was familiar with the intricacies of this concept, and we accepted our long-time lawyer's word, or rather that of her entertainment associates from a masthead longer than their letters. From the day we received the play script with "Enjoy!" scrawled on the cover by Shirlock, my mother and I were astounded by how grotesquely bad it was. Notwithstanding the presence of Donald Sutherland, the play was a collossal flop both during outof-town tryouts and rewritings and a handful of performances in New York that the producers, more by crook than by hook (freebies etc.), managed to stretch to the fourteen required for "merger." Bernstein, of course, gave a wide berth to an opera project with such a libretto, and no movie developed from the deal either. When a film remake was finally done -- by the excellent Adrian Lyne -- half of the advance was due to Albee, who of course had nothing to do with it. When accounting time came for the play's pitiful proceeds, Shirlock and Cooperman confirmed their colors by deducting a sum of $10.75 (or something like that) which, they claimed, MY MOTHER had physically withdrawn at the box office (while she was bedridden with a serious illness in Montreux, unable to walk even a few steps). In the years that followed, the play has been performed under the Nabokov flag here and there (less here than there, e.g., in remote corners of the former Soviet Union,and I keep getting buttonholed by peripheral Russians "who have seen my father's play." Meanwhile, in Milano, Luigi Ronconi presented a truly fine theatrical adaptation, not of LOLITA the novel but of LOLITA the screenplay. Let Albee & co. try to sue me, but they're not getting a cent from that.