Vladimir Nabokov

quelle idée & greater serratus in Ada

By Alexey Sklyarenko, 29 January, 2023

Before showing to Van her larvarium, Ada (the title character in VN's novel Ada, 1969) tells him that old dogs do not go to sleepquelle idée, they swoon, it is a little syncope:

 

‘And now,’ she said, and stopped, staring at him.

‘Yes?’ he said, ‘and now?’

‘Well, perhaps, I ought not to try to divert you — after you trampled upon those circles of mine; but I’m going to relent and show you the real marvel of Ardis Manor; my larvarium, it’s in the room next to mine’ (which he never saw, never — how odd, come to think of it!).

She carefully closed a communicating door as they entered into what looked like a glorified rabbitry at the end of a marble-flagged hall (a converted bathroom, as it transpired). In spite of the place’s being well aired, with the heraldic stained-glass windows standing wide open (so that one heard the screeching and catcalls of an undernourished and horribly frustrated bird population), the smell of the hutches — damp earth, rich roots, old greenhouse and maybe a hint of goat — was pretty appalling. Before letting him come nearer, Ada fiddled with little latches and grates, and a sense of great emptiness and depression replaced the sweet fire that had been consuming Van since the beginning of their innocent games on that day.

‘Je raffole de tout ce qui rampe (I’m crazy about everything that crawls),’ she said.

‘Personally,’ said Van, ‘I rather like those that roll up in a muff when you touch them — those that go to sleep like old dogs.’

‘Oh, they don’t go to sleep, quelle idée, they swoon, it’s a little syncope,’ explained Ada frowning. ‘And I imagine it may be quite a little shock for the younger ones.’

‘Yes, I can well imagine that, too. But I suppose one gets used to it, by-and-by, I mean.’ (1.8)

 

Darkbloom (‘Notes to Ada’): quelle idée: the idea!

 

In a conversation with his brother Pavel Petrovich Kirsanov (a character in Turgenev's novel Fathers and Sons, 1862) exclaims "Quelle idée!":

 

Братья обнялись.

— Как ты полагаешь, не объявить ли ей твое намерение теперь же? — спросил Павел Петрович.

— К чему спешить? — возразил Николай Петрович. — Разве у вас был разговор?

— Разговор у нас? Quelle idée!

— Ну и прекрасно. Прежде всего выздоравливай, а это от нас не уйдет, надо подумать хорошенько, сообразить…

— Но ведь ты решился?

— Конечно, решился и благодарю тебя от души. Я теперь тебя оставлю, тебе надо отдохнуть; всякое волнение тебе вредно… Но мы еще потолкуем. Засни, душа моя, и дай Бог тебе здоровья!

«За что он меня так благодарит? — подумал Павел Петрович, оставшись один. — Как будто это не от него зависело! А я, как только он женится, уеду куда-нибудь подальше, в Дрезден или во Флоренцию, и буду там жить, пока околею».

Павел Петрович помочил себе лоб одеколоном и закрыл глаза. Освещенная ярким дневным светом, его красивая, исхудалая голова лежала на белой подушке, как голова мертвеца… Да он и был мертвец.

 

The brothers embraced each other.

'What do you think, should you not inform her of your intention now?' queried Pavel Petrovich.

'Why be in a hurry?' responded Nikolay Petrovich. 'Has there been any conversation between you?'

'Conversation between us? Quelle idée!'

'Well, that is all right then. First of all, you must get well, and meanwhile there's plenty of time. We must think it over well, and consider ...'

'But your mind is made up, I suppose?'

'Of course, my mind is made up, and I thank you from the bottom of my heart. I will leave you now; you must rest; any excitement is bad for you.... But we will talk it over again. Sleep well, dear heart, and God bless you!'

'What is he thanking me like that for?' thought Pavel Petrovich, when he was left alone. 'As though it did not depend on him! I will go away directly he is married, somewhere a long way off—to Dresden or Florence, and will live there till I——'

Pavel Petrovich moistened his forehead with eau de cologne, and closed his eyes. His beautiful, emaciated head, the glaring daylight shining full upon it, lay on the white pillow like the head of a dead man.... And indeed he was a dead man. (Chapter XXIV)

 

In his pistol duel with Bazarov Pavel Petrovich is slightly wounded and loses his consciousness for a moment:

 

Базаров тихонько двинулся вперед, и Павел Петрович пошел на него, заложив левую руку в карман и постепенно поднимая дуло пистолета… «Он мне прямо в нос целит, — подумал Базаров, — и как щурится старательно, разбойник! Однако это неприятное ощущение. Стану смотреть на цепочку его часов…» Что-то резко зыкнуло около самого уха Базарова, и в то же мгновенье раздался выстрел. «Слышал, стало быть ничего», — успело мелькнуть в его голове. Он ступил еще раз и, не целясь, подавил пружинку.

Павел Петрович дрогнул слегка и хватился рукою за ляжку. Струйка крови потекла по его белым панталонам.

Базаров бросил пистолет в сторону и приблизился к своему противнику.

— Вы ранены? — промолвил он.

— Вы имели право подозвать меня к барьеру, — проговорил Павел Петрович, — а это пустяки. По условию каждый имеет еще по одному выстрелу.

— Ну, извините, это до другого раза, — отвечал Базаров и обхватил Павла Петровича, который начинал бледнеть. — Теперь я уже не дуэлист, а доктор и прежде всего должен осмотреть вашу рану. Петр! поди сюда, Петр! куда ты спрятался?

— Все это вздор… Я не нуждаюсь ни в чьей помощи, — промолвил с расстановкой Павел Петрович, — и… надо… опять… — Он хотел было дернуть себя за ус, но рука его ослабела, глаза закатились, и он лишился чувств.

— Вот новость! Обморок! С чего бы! — невольно воскликнул Базаров, опуская Павла Петровича на траву. — Посмотрим, что за штука? — Он вынул платок, отер кровь, пощупал вокруг раны… — Кость цела, — бормотал он сквозь зубы, — пуля прошла неглубоко насквозь, один мускул, vastus externus, задет. Хоть пляши через три недели!.. А обморок! Ох, уж эти мне нервные люди! Вишь, кожа-то какая тонкая.

 

Bazarov moved slowly forward, and Pavel Petrovich, his left hand thrust in his pocket, walked towards him, gradually raising the muzzle of his pistol.... 'He's aiming straight at my nose,' thought Bazarov, 'and doesn't he blink down it carefully, the ruffian! Not an agreeable sensation though. I'm going to look at his watch chain.' Something whizzed sharply by his very ear, and at the same instant there was the sound of a shot. 'I heard it, so it must be all right,' had time to flash through Bazarov's brain. He took one more step, and without taking aim, pressed the spring.

Pavel Petrovich gave a slight start, and clutched at his thigh. A stream of blood began to trickle down his white trousers.

Bazarov flung aside the pistol, and went up to his antagonist. 'Are you wounded?' he said.

'You had the right to call me up to the barrier,' said Pavel Petrovich, 'but that's of no consequence. According to our agreement, each of us has the right to one more shot.'

'All right, but, excuse me, that'll do another time,' answered Bazarov, catching hold of Pavel Petrovich, who was beginning to turn pale. 'Now, I'm not a duellist, but a doctor, and I must have a look at your wound before anything else. Pyotr! come here, Pyotr! where have you got to?'

'That's all nonsense.... I need no one's aid,' Pavel Petrovich declared jerkily, 'and ... we must ... again ...' He tried to pull at his moustaches, but his hand failed him, his eyes grew dim, and he lost consciousness.

'Here's a pretty pass! A fainting fit! What next!' Bazarov cried unconsciously, as he laid Pavel Petrovich on the grass. 'Let's have a look what's wrong.' He pulled out a handkerchief, wiped away the blood, and began feeling round the wound.... 'The bone's not touched,' he muttered through his teeth; 'the ball didn't go deep; one muscle, vastus externus, grazed. He'll be dancing about in three weeks!... And to faint! Oh, these nervous people, how I hate them! My word, what a delicate skin!' (ibid.)

 

Vastus externus brings to mind the greater serratus mentioned by Dr Fitzbishop (the surgeon in the Kalugano hospital where Van recovers after his pistol duel with Captain Tapper, of Wild Violet Lodge):

 

For half a minute Van was sure that he still lay in the car, whereas actually he was in the general ward of Lakeview (Lakeview!) Hospital, between two series of variously bandaged, snoring, raving and moaning men. When he understood this, his first reaction was to demand indignantly that he be transferred to the best private palata in the place and that his suitcase and alpenstock be fetched from the Majestic. His next request was that he be told how seriously he was hurt and how long he was expected to remain incapacitated. His third action was to resume what constituted the sole reason of his having to visit Kalugano (visit Kalugano!). His new quarters, where heartbroken kings had tossed in transit, proved to be a replica in white of his hotel apartment — white furniture, white carpet, white sparver. Inset, so to speak, was Tatiana, a remarkably pretty and proud young nurse, with black hair and diaphanous skin (some of her attitudes and gestures, and that harmony between neck and eyes which is the special, scarcely yet investigated secret of feminine grace fantastically and agonizingly reminded him of Ada, and he sought escape from that image in a powerful response to the charms of Tatiana, a torturing angel in her own right. Enforced immobility forbade the chase and grab of common cartoons. He begged her to massage his legs but she tested him with one glance of her grave, dark eyes — and delegated the task to Dorofey, a beefy-handed male nurse, strong enough to lift him bodily out of bed. with the sick child clasping the massive nape. When Van managed once to twiddle her breasts, she warned him she would complain if he ever repeated what she dubbed more aptly than she thought ‘that soft dangle.’ An exhibition of his state with a humble appeal for a healing caress resulted in her drily remarking that distinguished gentlemen in public parks got quite lengthy prison terms for that sort of thing. However, much later, she wrote him a charming and melancholy letter in red ink on pink paper; but other emotions and events had intervened, and he never met her again). His suitcase promptly arrived from the hotel; the stick, however, could not be located (it must be climbing nowadays Wellington Mountain, or perhaps, helping a lady to go ‘brambling’ in Oregon); so the hospital supplied him with the Third Cane, a rather nice, knotty, cherry-dark thing with a crook and a solid black-rubber heel. Dr Fitzbishop congratulated him on having escaped with a superficial muscle wound, the bullet having lightly grooved or, if he might say so, grazed the greater serratus. Doc Fitz commented on Van’s wonderful recuperational power which was already in evidence, and promised to have him out of disinfectants and bandages in ten days or so if for the first three he remained as motionless as a felled tree-trunk. Did Van like music? Sportsmen usually did, didn’t they? Would he care to have a Sonorola by his bed? No, he disliked music, but did the doctor, being a concert-goer, know perhaps where a musician called Rack could be found? ‘Ward Five,’ answered the doctor promptly. Van misunderstood this as the title of some piece of music and repeated his question. Would he find Rack’s address at Harper’s music shop? Well, they used to rent a cottage way down Dorofey Road, near the forest, but now some other people had moved in. Ward Five was where hopeless cases were kept. The poor guy had always had a bad liver and a very indifferent heart, but on top of that a poison had seeped into his system; the local ‘lab’ could not identify it and they were now waiting for a report, on those curiously frog-green faeces, from the Luga people. If Rack had administered it to himself by his own hand, he kept ‘mum’; it was more likely the work of his wife who dabbled in Hindu-Andean voodoo stuff and had just had a complicated miscarriage in the maternity ward. Yes, triplets — how did he guess? Anyway, if Van was so eager to visit his old pal it would have to be as soon as he could be rolled to Ward Five in a wheelchair by Dorofey, so he’d better apply a bit of voodoo, ha-ha, on his own flesh and blood.
That day came soon enough. After a long journey down corridors where pretty little things tripped by, shaking thermometers, and first an ascent and then a descent in two different lifts, the second of which was very capacious with a metal-handled black lid propped against its wall and bits of holly or laurel here and there on the soap-smelling floor, Dorofey, like Onegin’s coachman, said priehali (‘we have arrived’) and gently propelled Van, past two screened beds, toward a third one near the window. There he left Van, while he seated himself at a small table in the door corner and leisurely unfolded the Russian-language newspaper Golos (Logos). (1.42)

 

Darkbloom (‘Notes to Ada’): palata: Russ., ward.

 

One of Ada's lovers, Philip Rack (Lucette's music teacher) dies in Ward Five (where hopeless cases are kept) of the Kalugano hospital. The Duel (1891) and Ward Six (1892) are the stories by Chekhov (whom Shestov called "the poet of hopelessness"). Dr Anton Chekhov's dogs Quina and Brom were the grandparents of Box II, the Nabokovs' dachshund that followed its masters into exile. Rack rhymes with Dack (the dackel at Ardis). In his conversation with Marina (Van's, Ada's and Lucette's mother) in her bedroom Van mentions his Dackelophobia:

 

The dog came in, turned up a brimming brown eye Vanward, toddled up to the window, looked at the rain like a little person, and returned to his filthy cushion in the next room.

‘I could never stand that breed,’ remarked Van. ‘Dackelophobia.’

‘But girls — do you like girls, Van, do you have many girls? You are not a pederast, like your poor uncle, are you? We have had some dreadful perverts in our ancestry but — Why do you laugh?’

‘Nothing,’ said Van. ‘I just want to put on record that I adore girls. I had my first one when I was fourteen. Mais qui me rendra mon Hélène? She had raven black hair and a skin like skimmed milk. I had lots of much creamier ones later. I kazhetsya chto v etom?’

‘How strange, how sad! Sad, because I know hardly anything about your life, my darling (moy dushka). The Zemskis were terrible rakes (razvratniki), one of them loved small girls, and another raffolait d’une de ses juments and had her tied up in a special way-don’t ask me how’ (double hand gesture of horrified ignorance ‘— when he dated her in her stall. Kstati (à propos), I could never understand how heredity is transmitted by bachelors, unless genes can jump like chess knights. I almost beat you, last time we played, we must play again, not today, though — I’m too sad today. I would have liked so much to know everything, everything, about you, but now it’s too late. Recollections are always a little "stylized" (stilizovanï), as your father used to say, an irrisistible and hateful man, and now, even if you showed me your old diaries, I could no longer whip up any real emotional reaction to them, though all actresses can shed tears, as I’m doing now. You see (rummaging for her handkerchief under her pillow), when children are still quite tiny (takie malyutki), we cannot imagine that we can go without them, for even a couple of days, and later we do, and it’s a couple of weeks, and later it’s months, gray years, black decades, and then the opéra bouffe of the Christians’ eternity. I think even the shortest separation is a kind of training for the Elysian Games — who said that? I said that. And your costume, though very becoming, is, in a sense, traurnïy (funerary). I’m spouting drivel. Forgive me these idiotic tears... Tell me, is there anything I could do for you? Do think up something! Would you like a beautiful, practically new Peruvian scarf, which he left behind, that crazy boy? No? It’s not your style? Now go. And remember — not a word to poor Mlle Larivière, who means well!’ (1.37)

 

Darkbloom (‘Notes to Ada’): raffolait etc.: was crazy about one of his mares.

 

In his deathbed delirium Bazarov sees red dogs:

 

— Ну, это дудки. Но не в том дело. Я не ожидал, что так скоро умру; это случайность, очень, по правде сказать, неприятная. Вы оба с матерью должны теперь воспользоваться тем, что в вас религия сильна; вот вам случай поставить ее на пробу. — Он отпил еще немного воды. — А я хочу попросить тебя об одной вещи… пока еще моя голова в моей власти. Завтра или послезавтра мозг мой, ты знаешь, в отставку подаст. Я и теперь не совсем уверен, ясно ли я выражаюсь. Пока я лежал, мне все казалось, что вокруг меня красные собаки бегали, а ты надо мной стойку делал, как над тетеревом. Точно я пьяный. Ты хорошо меня понимаешь?

 

"Oh, that's rubbish. And it's not the point. I never expected to die so soon; it's a chance, a very unpleasant one, to tell the truth. You and mother must now take advantage of your strong religious faith; here's an opportunity of putting it to the test." He drank a little more water. "But I want to ask you one thing--while my brain is still under control. Tomorrow or the day after, you know, my brain will cease to function. I'm not quite certain even now, if I'm expressing myself clearly. While I was lying here I kept on imagining that red dogs were running round me, and you made them point at me, as if I were a blackcock. I thought I was drunk. Do you understand me all right?" (Fathers and Sons, Chapter XXVII)

 

Before he falls asleep and dreams of Villa Venus (Eric Veen's floramors), Van mentions one hund, red dog: 

 

A sense of otiose emptiness was all Van derived from those contacts with Literature. Even while writing his book, he had become painfully aware how little he knew his own planet while attempting to piece together another one from jagged bits filched from deranged brains. He decided that after completing his medical studies at Kingston (which he found more congenial than good old Chose) he would undertake long travels in South America, Africa, India. As a boy of fifteen (Eric Veen’s age of florescence) he had studied with a poet’s passion the time-table of three great American transcontinental trains that one day he would take — not alone (now alone). From Manhattan, via Mephisto, El Paso, Meksikansk and the Panama Chunnel, the dark-red New World Express reached Brazilia and Witch (or Viedma, founded by a Russian admiral). There it split into two parts, the eastern one continuing to Grant’s Horn, and the western returning north through Valparaiso and Bogota. On alternate days the fabulous journey began in Yukonsk, a two-way section going to the Atlantic seaboard, while another, via California and Central America, roared into Uruguay. The dark blue African Express began in London and reached the Cape by three different routes, through Nigero, Rodosia or Ephiopia. Finally, the brown Orient Express joined London to Ceylon and Sydney, via Turkey and several Chunnels. It is not clear, when you are falling asleep, why all continents except you begin with an A.

Those three admirable trains included at least two carriages in which a fastidious traveler could rent a bedroom with bath and water closet, and a drawing room with a piano or a harp. The length of the journey varied according to Van’s predormient mood when at Eric’s age he imagined the landscapes unfolding all along his comfortable, too comfortable, fauteuil. Through rain forests and mountain canyons and other fascinating places (oh, name them! Can’t — falling asleep), the room moved as slowly as fifteen miles per hour but across desertorum or agricultural drearies it attained seventy, ninety-seven night-nine, one hund, red dog — (2.2)

 

According to Van, all the hundred floramors opened simultaneously on September 20, 1875:

 

His nephew and heir, an honest but astoundingly stuffy clothier in Ruinen (somewhere near Zwolle, I’m told), with a large family and a small trade, was not cheated out of the millions of guldens, about the apparent squandering of which he had been consulting mental specialists during the last ten years or so. All the hundred floramors opened simultaneously on September 20, 1875 (and by a delicious coincidence the old Russian word for September, ‘ryuen’,’ which might have spelled ‘ruin,’ also echoed the name of the ecstatic Neverlander’s hometown). (2.3).

 

In a letter of 7/19 September, 1875, to N. V. Khanykov Turgenev says that on the next day (September 20, 1875, NS) he will move to the new-built chalet at his and Viardot's villa Les frênes ("The Ash Trees") in Bougival:

 

Я Вас приму в новом своём доме, куда завтра переселяюсь, а г-н и г-жа Виардо будут очень довольны, если Вы при сей оказии останетесь у них обедать, и просят меня пригласить Вас, так же как Салтыкова и Соллогуба.

 

According to Dahl (Ada’s beloved lexicographer), ryuen’ (also spelled ruven’, the old Russian word for “September”) comes from ryov oleney (the roar of deer). In his essay on Chekhov, Tvorchestvo iz nichego (“Creation from Nothing,” 1905), Shestov mentions stado oleney (a herd of deer) that the doctor sees at the end of Chekhov’s story Ward Six:

 

И, кажется, “Палату № 6” в своё время очень сочувственно приняли. Кстати прибавим, что доктор умирает очень красиво: в последние минуты видит стадо оленей и т. п.

 

I believe, Ward No. 6 met with a sympathetic reception at the time. In passing I would say that the doctor dies very beautifully: in his last moments he sees a herd of deer... (VI)

 

In his last moments Van Veen (who hastens to finish Ada before it is too late) sees a doe at gaze:

 

Ardis Hall — the Ardors and Arbors of Ardis — this is the leitmotiv rippling through Ada, an ample and delightful chronicle, whose principal part is staged in a dream-bright America — for are not our childhood memories comparable to Vineland-born caravelles, indolently encircled by the white birds of dreams? The protagonist, a scion of one of our most illustrious and opulent families, is Dr Van Veen, son of Baron ‘Demon’ Veen, that memorable Manhattan and Reno figure. The end of an extraordinary epoch coincides with Van’s no less extraordinary boyhood. Nothing in world literature, save maybe Count Tolstoy’s reminiscences, can vie in pure joyousness and Arcadian innocence with the ‘Ardis’ part of the book. On the fabulous country estate of his art-collecting uncle, Daniel Veen, an ardent childhood romance develops in a series of fascinating scenes between Van and pretty Ada, a truly unusual gamine, daughter of Marina, Daniel’s stage-struck wife. That the relationship is not simply dangerous cousinage, but possesses an aspect prohibited by law, is hinted in the very first pages.

In spite of the many intricacies of plot and psychology, the story proceeds at a spanking pace. Before we can pause to take breath and quietly survey the new surroundings into which the writer’s magic carpet has, as it were, spilled us, another attractive girl, Lucette Veen, Marina’s younger daughter, has also been swept off her feet by Van, the irresistible rake. Her tragic destiny constitutes one of the highlights of this delightful book.

The rest of Van’s story turns frankly and colorfully upon his long love-affair with Ada. It is interrupted by her marriage to an Arizonian cattle-breeder whose fabulous ancestor discovered our country. After her husband’s death our lovers are reunited. They spend their old age traveling together and dwelling in the various villas, one lovelier than another, that Van has erected all over the Western Hemisphere.

Not the least adornment of the chronicle is the delicacy of pictorial detail: a latticed gallery; a painted ceiling; a pretty plaything stranded among the forget-me-nots of a brook; butterflies and butterfly orchids in the margin of the romance; a misty view descried from marble steps; a doe at gaze in the ancestral park; and much, much more. (5.6)

 

Darkbloom (‘Notes to Ada’): gamine: lassie.

 

Dr Lagosse (who makes Van and Ada the last merciful injection of morphine) esxlaims "Quel livre, mon Dieu, mon Dieu:"

 

Their recently built castle in Ex was inset in a crystal winter. In the latest Who’s Who the list of his main papers included by some bizarre mistake the title of a work he had never written, though planned to write many pains: Unconsciousness and the Unconscious. There was no pain to do it now — and it was high pain for Ada to be completed. ‘Quel livre, mon Dieu, mon Dieu,’ Dr [Professor. Ed.] Lagosse exclaimed, weighing the master copy which the flat pale parents of the future Babes, in the brown-leaf Woods, a little book in the Ardis Hall nursery, could no longer prop up in the mysterious first picture: two people in one bed. (ibid.)

 

Darkbloom (‘Notes to Ada’): quell livre etc.: what a book, good God.