Vladimir Nabokov

Humbert's first wife Valeria in Lolita

By Alexey Sklyarenko, 4 July, 2023

In VN's novel Lolita (1955) the maiden name of Humbert Humbert's first wife is Valeria Zborovski:

 

But we never were. Valechka - by now shedding torrents of tears tinged with the mess of her rainbow make-up,started to fill anyhow a trunk, and two suitcases, and a bursting carton, and visions of putting on my mountain boots and taking a running kick at her rump were of course impossible to put into execution with the cursed colonel hovering around all the time. I cannot say he behaved insolently or anything like that; on the contrary, he displayed, as a small sideshow in the theatricals I had been inveigled in, a discreet old-world civility, punctuating his movements with all sorts of mispronounced apologies (j’ai demandé pardonne - excuse me - est-ce que j’ai puis - may I - and so forth), and turning away tactfully when Valechka took down with a flourish her pink panties from the clothesline above the tub; but he seemed to be all over the place at once, le gredin , agreeing his frame with the anatomy of the flat, reading in my chair my newspaper, untying a knotted string, rolling a cigarette, counting the teaspoons, visiting the bathroom, helping his moll to wrap up the electric fan her father had given her, and carrying streetward her luggage. I sat with arms folded, one hip on the window sill, dying of hate and boredom. At last both were out of the quivering apartment - the vibration of the door I had slammed after them still rang in my every nerve, a poor substitute for the backhand slap with which I ought to have hit her across the cheekbone according to the rules of the movies. Clumsily playing my part, I stomped to the bathroom to check if they had taken my English toilet water; they had not; but I noticed with a spasm of fierce disgust that the former Counselor of the Tsar, after thoroughly easing his bladder, had not flushed the toilet. That solemn pool of alien urine with a soggy, tawny cigarette butt disintegrating in it struck me as a crowning insult, and I wildly looked around for a weapon. Actually I daresay it was nothing but middle-class Russian courtesy (with an oriental tang, perhaps) that had prompted the good colonel (Maximovich! his name suddenly taxies back to me), a very formal person as they all are, to muffle his private need in decorous silence so as not to underscore the small size of his host’s domicile with the rush of a gross cascade on top of his own hushed trickle. But this did not enter my mind at the moment, as groaning with rage I ransacked the kitchen for something better than a broom. Then, canceling my search, I dashed out of the house with the heroic decision of attacking him barefisted; despite my natural vigor, I am no pugilist, while the short but broad-shouldered Maximovich seemed made of pig iron. The void of the street, revealing nothing of my wife’s departure except a rhinestone button that she had dropped in the mud after preserving it for three unnecessary years in a broken box, may have spared me a bloody nose. But no matter. I had my little revenge in due time. A man from Pasadena told me one day that Mrs. Maximovich née Zborovski had died in childbirth around 1945; the couple had somehow got over to California and had been used there, for an excellent salary, in a year-long experiment conducted by a distinguished American ethnologist. The experiment dealt with human and racial reactions to a diet of bananas and dates in a constant position on all fours. My informant, a doctor, swore he had seen with his own eyes obese Valechka and her colonel, by then gray-haired and also quite corpulent, diligently crawling about the well-swept floors of a brightly lit set of rooms (fruit in one, water in another, mats in a third and so on) in the company of several other hired quadrupeds, selected from indigent and helpless groups. I tried to find the results of these tests in the Review of Anthropology ; but they appear not to have been published yet. These scientific products take of course some time to fructuate. I hope they will be illustrated with photographs when they do get printed, although it is not very likely that a prison library will harbor such erudite works. The one to which I am restricted these days, despite my lawyer’s favors, is a good example of the inane eclecticism governing the selection of books in prison libraries. They have the Bible, of course, and Dickens (an ancient set, N. Y., G. W. Dillingham, Publisher, MDCCCLXXXVII); and the Children’s Encyclopedia  (with some nice photographs of sunshine-haired Girl Scouts in shorts), and A Murder Is Announced  by Agatha Christie; but they also have such coruscating trifles as A vagabond in Italy by Percy Elphinstone, author of Venice Revisited, Boston, 1868, and a comparatively recent (1946) Who’s Who in the Limelight actors, producers, playwrights, and shots of static scenes. In looking through the latter volume, I was treated last night to one of those dazzling coincidences that logicians loathe and poets love. I transcribe most of the page:

 

Pym, Roland. Born in Lundy, Mass., 1922. Received stage training at Elsinore Playhouse, Derby, N. Y. Made debut in Sunburst . Among his many appearances are Two Blocks from Here, The Girl in Green, Scrambled Husbands, The Strange Mushroom, Touch and Go, John Lovely, I Was Dreaming of You. 

 

Quilty, Clare, American dramatist. Born in Ocean City, N. J., 1911. Educated at Columbia University. Started on a commercial career but turned to playwriting. Author of The  Little Nymph, The Lady Who Loved Lightning  (in collaboration with Vivian Darkbloom), Dark Age, The strange Mushroom, Fatherly Love,  and others. His many plays for children are notable. Little Nymph  (1940) traveled 14,000 miles and played 280 performances on the road during the winter before ending in New York. Hobbies: fast cars, photography, pets.

 

Quine, Dolores. Born in 1882, in Dayton, Ohio. Studied for stage at American Academy. First played in Ottawa in 1900. Made New York debut in 1904 in Never Talk to Strangers.  Has disappeared since in [a list of some thirty plays follows].

How the look of my dear love’s name even affixed to some old hag of an actress, still makes me rock with helpless pain! Perhaps, she might have been an actress too. Born 1935. Appeared (I notice the slip of my pen in the preceding paragraph, but please do not correct it, Clarence) in The Murdered Playwright.  Quine the Swine. Guilty of killing Quilty. Oh, my Lolita, I have only words to play with! (1.8)

 

Valeria is the daughter of a Polish doctor. In the Polish surname Zborovski there is Russian bor (piney wood). In Bunin's story Zoyka and Valeria (1940) the guests at the summer dacha of doctor Danilevski quote the last lines of A. K. Tolstoy's poem Ilya Muromets (1871), I smoloy i zemlyanikoy / Pakhnet tyomnyi bor (And the dark pinewood smells of resin and strawberries):

 

По субботам и воскресеньям поезда, приходившие на станцию из Москвы, даже утром были переполнены народом, праздничными гостями дачников. Иногда шел тот прелестный дождь сквозь солнце, когда зеленые вагоны, обмытые им, блестели, как новенькие, белые клубы дыма из паровоза казались особенно мягкими, а зеленые вершины сосен, стройно и часто стоявших за поездом, круглились необыкновенно высоко в ярком небе. Приезжие наперебой хватали на изрытом горячем песке за станцией извозчичьи тележки и с дачной отрадой катили по песчаным дорогам в просеках бора, под небесными лентами над ними. Наступило полное дачное счастье в бору, который без конца покрывал окрест сухую, слегка волнистую местность. Дачники, водившие московских гостей гулять, говорили, что тут недостает только медведей, декламировали «и смолой и земляникой пахнет темный бор» и аукались, наслаждались своим летним благополучием, праздностью и вольностью одежды — косоворотками навыпуск с расшитыми подолами, длинными жгутами цветных поясов, холщовыми картузами: иного московского знакомого, какого-нибудь профессора или редактора журнала, бородатого, в очках, не сразу можно было и узнать в такой косоворотке и в таком картузе.

 

Humbert calls his first wife Valechka. In Bunin's story Zoyka (who is fourteen and who loves to sit in Levitski's lap) asks Valeria's permission to call her Valechka: 

 

И вот лето пришло, и он стал приезжать каждую неделю на два, на три дня. Но тут вскоре приехала гостить племянница папы из Харькова, Валерия Остроградская, которой ни Зойка, ни Гришка никогда еще не видали. Левицкого послали рано утром в Москву встречать ее на Курском вокзале, и со станции он приехал не на велосипеде, а сидя с ней в тележке станционного извозчика, усталый, с провалившимися глазами, радостно взволнованный. Видно было, что он еще на Курском вокзале влюбился в нее, и она обращалась с ним уже повелительно, когда он вытаскивал из тележки ее вещи. Впрочем, взбежав на крыльцо навстречу маме, она тотчас забыла о нем и потом не замечала его весь день. Она показалась Зойке непонятной, — разбирая вещи в своей комнате и сидя потом на балконе за завтраком, она то очень много говорила, то неожиданно смолкала, думала что-то свое. Но она была настоящая малороссийская красавица! И Зойка приставала к ней с неугомонной настойчивостью:

— А вы привезли с собой сафьяновые сапожки и плахту? Вы наденете их? Вы позволите называть вас Валечкой?

 

At the end of Bunin's story Levitski commits suicide by throwing himself under the wheels of a locomotive after possessing Valeria in the woods for the last time. Levitski's Karenian death brings to mind the hero's death under the wheels of a truck at the end of VN's story Volshebnik ("The Enchanter," 1939), Lolita's Russian precursor.

 

According to Humbert, in comparision to Rita (a girl whom Humbert picks up after Lolita was abducted from him) Valechka was a Schlegel, and Charlotte (Humbert's second wife, Lolita's mother) a Hegel:

 

She had a natty little coup; and in it we traveled to California so as to give my venerable vehicle a rest. her natural speed was ninety. Dear Rita! We cruised together for two dim years, from summer 1950 to summer 1952, and she was the sweetest, simplest, gentles, dumbest Rita imaginable. In comparison to her, Valechka was a Schlegel, and Charlotte a Hegel. There is no earthly reason why I should dally with her in the margin of this sinister memoir, but let me say (hi, Rita - wherever you are, drunk or hangoverish, Rita, hi!) that she was the most soothing, the most comprehending companion that I ever had, and certainly saved me from the madhouse. I told her I was trying to trace a girl and plug that girl’s bully. Rita solemnly approved of the plan - and in the course of some investigation she undertook on her own (without really knowing a thing), around San Humbertino, got entangled with a pretty awful crook herself; I had the devil of a time retrieving her - used and bruised but still cocky. Then one day she proposed playing Russian roulette with my sacred automatic; I said you couldn’t, it was not a revolver, and we struggled for it, until at last it went off, touching off a very thin and very comical spurt of hot water from the hole it made in the wall of the cabin room; I remember her shrieks of laughter. (2.26)

 

Gegel', frak, metel' ("Hegel, a Tailcoat, a Blizzard," 1950) is a memoir story by Bunin. At the beginning of his story Bunin mentions a journalist who accused him of philistinism and narrow-mindedness and who said that Hegel not in vain taught about the reasonability of everything which is real:

 

Революционные времена не милостивы: тут бьют и плакать не велят, - плачущий считается преступником, «врагом народа», в лучшем случае - пошлым мещанином, обывателем. В Одессе, до второго захвата ее большевиками, я однажды рассказывал публично о том, что творил русский «революционный парод» уже весною 1917 года и особенно в уездных городах и в деревнях, - я в ту нору приехал в имение моей двоюродной сестры в Орловской губернии, - рассказал, между прочим, что в одном господском имении под Ельцом мужики, грабившие это имение, ощипали догола живых павлинов и пустили их, окровавленных, метаться, тыкаться куда попало с отчаянными воплями, и получил на этот рассказ жестокий нагоняй от одного из главных сотрудников одесской газеты «Рабочее Слово», Павла Юшкевича, напечатавшего в ней в назидание мне такие строки:

«К революции, уважаемый академик Бунин, нельзя подходить с мерилом и пониманием уголовного хроникера, оплакивать ваших павлинов - мещанство, обывательщина, Гегель недаром учил о разумности всего действительного!»

Я ответил ему в одесской добровольческой газете, которую редактировал тогда, что ведь и чума, и холера, и еврейские погромы могут быть оправданы, если уж так свято верить Гегелю, и что мне все-таки жаль елецких павлинов: ведь они и не подозревали, что на свете существовал Гегель, и никак поэтому не могли им утешиться...


Hegel famously said "what is reasonable is real; that which is real is reasonable." Humbert can not be made to believe that in the infinite run it does not matter a jot that a North American girl-child named Dolores Haze had been deprived of her childhood by him:

 

At this solitary stop for refreshments between Coalmont and Ramsdale (between innocent Dolly Schiller and jovial Uncle Ivor), I reviewed my case. With the utmost simplicity and clarity I now saw myself and my love. Previous attempts seemed out of focus in comparison. A couple of years before, under the guidance of an intelligent French-speaking confessor, to whom, in a moment of metaphysical curiosity, I had turned over a Protestant’s drab atheism for an old-fashioned popish cure, I had hoped to deduce from my sense of sin the existence of a Supreme Being. On those frosty mornings in rime-laced Quebec, the good priest worked on me with the finest tenderness and understanding. I am infinitely obliged to him and the great Institution he represented. Alas, I was unable to transcend the simple human fact that whatever spiritual solace I might find, whatever lithophanic eternities might be provided for me, nothing could make my Lolita forget the foul lust I had inflicted upon her. Unless it can be proven to meto me as I am now, today, with my heart and by beard, and my putrefaction - that in the infinite run it does not matter a jot that a North American girl-child named Dolores Haze had been deprived of her childhood by a maniac, unless this can be proven (and if it can, then life is a joke), I see nothing for the treatment of my misery but the melancholy and very local palliative of articulate art. To quote an old poet:

 

The moral sense in mortals is the duty

We have to pay on mortal sense of beauty. (2.31)

 

At the end of VN's novel Humbert mentions a kind of thoughtful Hegelian synthesis linking up two dead women:

 

The road now stretched across open country, and it occurred to menot by way of protest, not as a symbol, or anything like that, but merely as a novel experiencethat since I had disregarded all laws of humanity, I might as well disregard the rules of traffic. So I crossed to the left side of the highway and checked the feeling, and the feeling was good. It was a pleasant diaphragmal melting, with elements of diffused tactility, all this enhanced by the thought that nothing could be nearer to the elimination of basic physical laws than deliberately driving on the wrong side of the road. In a way, it was a very spiritual itch. Gently, dreamily, not exceeding twenty miles an hour, I drove on that queer mirror side. Traffic was light. Cars that now and then passed me on the side I had abandoned to them, honked at me brutally. Cars coming towards me wobbled, swerved, and cried out in fear. Presently I found myself approaching populated places. Passing through a red light was like a sip of forbidden Burgundy when I was a child. Meanwhile complications were arising. I was being followed and escorted. Then in front of me I saw two cars placing themselves in such a manner as to completely block my way. With a graceful movement I turned off the road, and after two or three big bounces, rode up a grassy slope, among surprised cows, and there I came to a gentle rocking stop. A kind of thoughtful Hegelian synthesis linking up two dead women. (2.36)

 

Two dead women are Humbert's very photogenic mother who was killed by lightning and Lolita's mother who died under the wheels of a truck.

 

See also the expanded version of my previous post, "Pharaonic, phallic, too prehistoric for words buttes of black lava in Lolita."