Vladimir Nabokov

Conmal's "Teach, Karlik!" in Pale Fire

By Alexey Sklyarenko, 21 May, 2024

According to Kinbote (in VN's novel Pale Fire, 1962, Shade’s mad commentator who imagines that he is Charles the Beloved, the last self-exiled king of Zembla), on his deathbed Conmal (the Zemblan translator of Shakespeare) called his nephew, the King Charles the Beloved, "Karlik:"

 

To return to the King: take for instance the question of personal culture. How often is it that kings engage in some special research? Conchologists among them can be counted on the fingers of one maimed hand. The last king of Zembla—partly under the influence of his uncle Conmal, the great translator of Shakespeare (see notes to lines 39-40 and 962), had become, despite frequent migraines, passionately addicted to the study of literature. At forty, not long before the collapse of his throne, he had attained such a degree of scholarship that he dared accede to his venerable uncle’s raucous dying request: “Teach, Karlik!” Of course, it would have been unseemly for a monarch to appear in the robes of learning at a university lectern and present to rosy youths Finnegans Wake as a monstrous extension of Angus MacDiarmid's "incoherent transactions" and of Southey's Lingo-Grande ("Dear Stumparumper," etc.) or discuss the Zemblan variants, collected in 1798 by Hodinski, of the Kongsskugg-sio (The Royal Mirror), an anonymous masterpiece of the twelfth century. Therefore he lectured under an assumed name and in a heavy make-up, with wig and false whiskers. All brown-bearded, apple-checked, blue-eyed Zemblans look alike, and I who have not shaved now for a year, resemble my disguised king (see also note to line 894). (note to Line 12)

 

Karlik is Russian for "dwarf." In R. L. Stevenson's Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde (1886) Poole (Dr Henry Jekyll's butler) tells Mr Utterson that his master is a tall, fine build of a man, while a masked man whom he saw (Mr Hyde) was more of a dwarf:

 

"Sir,” said the butler, turning to a sort of mottled pallor, “that thing was not my master, and there’s the truth. My master” here he looked round him and began to whisper — “is a tall, fine build of a man, and this was more of a dwarf.” Utterson attempted to protest. “O, sir,” cried Poole, “do you think I do not know my master after twenty years? Do you think I do not know where his head comes to in the cabinet door, where I saw him every morning of my life? No, Sir, that thing in the mask was never Dr. Jekyll — God knows what it was, but it was never Dr. Jekyll; and it is the belief of my heart that there was murder done.” (Chapter 8 "The Last Night")

 

Poole asks Mr Utterson: “do you think I do not know my master after twenty years?" The name Conmal seems to hint at Que tu me connois mal , ô ma chere Ophélie! ("You don't know me well, my dear Ophelia!"), Hamlet's words in Jean-François Ducis’s French version (1772) of Shakespeare’s Hamlet (3.1). In Ducis's adaptation Hamlet tells Ophelia (whom Hamlet eventually marries): Mon malheur est de vivre & non pas de mourir. (3.1) In his Commentary Kinbote quotes Conmal's last words, "Comment dit-on 'mourir' en anglais?":

 

English was not taught in Zembla before Mr. Campbell's time. Conmal mastered it all by himself (mainly by learning a lexicon by heart) as a young man, around 1880, when not the verbal inferno but a quiet military career seemed to open before him, and his first work (the translation of Shakespeare's Sonnets) was the outcome of a bet with a fellow officer. He exchanged his frogged uniform for a scholar's dressing gown and tackled The Tempest. A slow worker, he needed half a century to translate the works of him whom he called "dze Bart," in their entirety. After this, in 1930, he went on to Milton and other poets, steadily drilling through the ages, and had just completed Kipling's "The Rhyme of the Three Sealers" ("Now this is the Law of the Muscovite that he proves with shot and steel") when he fell ill and soon expired under his splendid painted bed ceil with its reproductions of Altamira animals, his last words in his last delirium being "Comment dit-on 'mourir' en anglais?" - a beautiful and touching end. (note to Line 962)

 

Conmal’s last words bring to mind Mourir, dormir, rêver peut-être ("to die, to sleep; to sleep, perchance to dream"), Hamlet’s words from his "To be or not to be" soliloquy in a French version. In his Index to Shade's poem Kinbote calls Conmal "a noble paraphrast:"

 

Conmal, Duke of Aros, 1855-1955, K.'s uncle, the eldest half-brother of Queen Blenda (q. v.); noble paraphrast, 12; his version of Timon of Athens, 39, 130; his life and work, 962.

 

In his famous soliloquy Hamlet asks "Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, or to take Arms against a Sea of troubles, and by opposing end them:"

 

To be, or not to be, that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take Arms against a Sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them: to die, to sleep
No more; and by a sleep, to say we end
The heart-ache, and the thousand natural shocks
That Flesh is heir to? (3.1)

 

A bare Bodkin mentioned by Hamlet (the Prince of Denmark) in his soliloquy brings to mind "botkin or bodkin, a Danish stiletto" mentioned by Kinbote in his Index:

 

Botkin, V., American scholar of Russian descent, 894; kingbot, maggot of extinct fly that once bred in mammoths and is thought to have hastened their phylogenetic end, 247; bottekin-maker, 71; bot, plop, and boteliy, big-bellied (Russ.); botkin or bodkin, a Danish stiletto.

 

In Canto One of his poem John Shade speaks of his childhood and mentions the svelte stilettos of a frozen stillicide:

 

All colors made me happy: even gray.

My eyes were such that literally they

Took photographs. Whenever I'd permit,

Or, with a silent shiver, order it,

Whatever in my field of vision dwelt -

An indoor scene, hickory leaves, the svelte

Stilettos of a frozen stillicide -

Was printed on my eyelids' nether side

Where it would tarry for an hour or two,

And while this lasted all I had to do

Was close my eyes to reproduce the leaves,

Or indoor scene, or trophies of the eaves. (ll. 29-40)

 

By the svelte stilettos of a frozen stillicide Shade means icicles. In his Cornell lecture on R. L. Stevenson's Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde VN says that the surname Jekyll comes from the Danish name Jökulle, meaning "an icicle" (actually, jökull is an Icelandic word and means "glacier").

 

The King's uncle Conmal is the Duke of Aros. According to Kinbote, the King saw Disa for the first time at a masked ball in his uncle’s palace:

 

John Shade and Sybil Swallow (see note to line 247) were married in 1919, exactly three decades before King Charles wed Disa, Duchess of Payn. Since the very beginning of his reign (1936-1958) representatives of the nation, salmon fishermen, non-union glaziers, military groups; worried relatives, and especially the Bishop of Yeslove, a sanguineous and saintly old man, had been doing their utmost to persuade him to give up his copious but sterile pleasures and take a wife. It was a matter not of morality but of succession. As in the case of some of his predecessors, rough alderkings who burned for boys, the clergy blandly ignored our young bachelor's pagan habits, but wanted him to do what an earlier and even more reluctant Charles had done: take a night off and lawfully engender an heir.

He saw nineteen-year-old Disa for the first time on the festive night of July the 5th, 1947, at a masked ball in his uncle's palace. She had come in male dress, as a Tirolese boy, a little knock-kneed but brave and lovely, and afterwards he drove her and her cousins (two guardsmen disguised as flower-girls) in his divine new convertible through the streets to see the tremendous birthday illumination, and the fackeltanz in the park, and the fireworks, and the pale upturned faces. He procrastinated for almost two years but was set upon by inhumanly eloquent advisers, and finally gave in. On the eve of his wedding he prayed most of the night locked up all alone in the cold vastness of the Onhava cathedral. Smug alderkings looked at him from the ruby-and-amethyst windows. Never had he so fervently asked God for guidance and strength (see further my note to lines 433-434). (note to Line 275)

 

In his poem My Wife R. L. Stevenson calls his wife Fanny (who was ten years her husband's senior) "Teacher, tender, comrade, wife:"

 

Trusty, dusky, vivid, true, 

With eyes of gold and bramble-dew, 

Steel-true and blade-straight, 

The great artificer 

Made my mate.

 

Honour, anger, valour, fire; 

A love that life could never tire, 

Death quench or evil stir, 

The mighty master 

Gave to her.

 

Teacher, tender, comrade, wife, 

A fellow-farer true through life, 

Heart-whole and soul-free 

The august father 

Gave to me.