The narrator and main character in VN’s novel Lolita (1955), Humbert Humbert proposes “nymphets” as a word for sexually attractive little girls:
Now I wish to introduce the following idea. Between the age limits of nine and fourteen there occur maidens who, to certain bewitched travelers, twice or many times older than they, reveal their true nature which is not human, but nymphic (that is, demoniac); and these chosen creatures I propose to designate as “nymphets.” (1.5)
Describing gulyanie (a garden fête) in the Letniy Sad (Le Jardin d'Été), Alexander Sumarokov (a Russian poet and playwright, 1717-1777) calls the Smolny Institute maidens (who in the summer of 1773 appeared for the first time at these yearly festivities in St. Petersburg) "nimfy bogin' (the nymphs of goddesses):"
Не нимфы ли богинь пред нами здесь предстали?
Иль сами ангелы со небеси сошли,
Ко обитанию меж смертных на земли,
Что взоры и сердца всех зрителей питали,
Как солнечны лучи, так взоры их сияют,
С красой небесною краса всех нимф равна;
С незлобием сердец невинность их явна;
Конечно, божество они в себе являют.
Как сад присутствием их ныне украшался
Так будет краситься вся русская страна.
Solnechny luchi (the sun rays) to which Sumarokov compares the girls' glances bring to mind John Ray, Jr., the author of the foreword to Humbert Humbert's manuscript. The "Smolyanki" cycle is a famous series of seven portraits painted by Dmitri Levitski (a Russian painter, 1735-1822) between 1772 and 1776. Commissioned by Empress Catherine II, the portraits depict the most talented and accomplished young women from the first graduating classes of the Smolny Institute (the Society for the Education of Noble Maidens). Dmitri Levitski is the author of a portrait of his younger colleague, Ivan Yakovlev (1787-1843) who, in turn, painted Levitski's portrait. A son of another (unrelated) Ivan Yakovlev (a retired guard captain whom on September 20, 1812, Napoleon asked to deliver a peace-offer letter to Emperor Alexander I from occupied Moscow) and Henriette Louise Haag (a Jewish girl from Stuttgart), Alexander Herzen (1812-1870) was the first cousin of Count Sergei Levitski (1819-1898), the patriarch of Russian photography and one of Europe's most important early photographic pioneers, inventors and innovators. In 1860, Levitski made a famous photographic portrait of Herzen. One of the hobbies of Clare Quilty (a playwright and pornographer whom Humbert Humbert murders for abducting Lolita from the Elphinstone hospital) is photography:
I put an end to this gibberish by suggesting Valeria pack up her few belongings immediately, upon which the platitudinous colonel gallantly offered to carry them into the car. Reverting to his professional state, he drove the Humberts to their residence and all the way Valeria talked, and Humbert the Terrible deliberated with Humbert the Small whether Humbert Humbert should kill her or her lover, or both, or neither. I remember once handling an automatic belonging to a fellow student, in the days (I have not spoken of them, I think, but never mind) when I toyed with the idea of enjoying his little sister, a most diaphanous nymphet with a black hair bow, and then shooting myself. I now wondered if Valechka (as the colonel called her) was really worth shooting, or strangling, or drowning. She had very vulnerable legs, and I decided I would limit myself to hurting her very horribly as soon as we were alone.
But we never were. Valechka - by now shedding torrents of tears tinged with the mess of her rainbow make-up, started to fill anyhow a trunk, and two suitcases, and a bursting carton, and visions of putting on my mountain boots and taking a running kick at her rump were of course impossible to put into execution with the cursed colonel hovering around all the time. I cannot say he behaved insolently or anything like that; on the contrary, he displayed, as a small sideshow in the theatricals I had been inveigled in, a discreet old-world civility, punctuating his movements with all sorts of mispronounced apologies (j’ai demandé pardonne - excuse me - est-ce que j’ai puis - may I - and so forth), and turning away tactfully when Valechka took down with a flourish her pink panties from the clothesline above the tub; but he seemed to be all over the place at once, le gredin, agreeing his frame with the anatomy of the flat, reading in my chair my newspaper, untying a knotted string, rolling a cigarette, counting the teaspoons, visiting the bathroom, helping his moll to wrap up the electric fan her father had given her, and carrying streetward her luggage. I sat with arms folded, one hip on the window sill, dying of hate and boredom. At last both were out of the quivering apartment - the vibration of the door I had slammed after them still rang in my every nerve, a poor substitute for the backhand slap with which I ought to have hit her across the cheekbone according to the rules of the movies. Clumsily playing my part, I stomped to the bathroom to check if they had taken my English toilet water; they had not; but I noticed with a spasm of fierce disgust that the former Counselor of the Tsar, after thoroughly easing his bladder, had not flushed the toilet. That solemn pool of alien urine with a soggy, tawny cigarette butt disintegrating in it struck me as a crowning insult, and I wildly looked around for a weapon. Actually I daresay it was nothing but middle-class Russian courtesy (with an oriental tang, perhaps) that had prompted the good colonel (Maximovich! his name suddenly taxies back to me), a very formal person as they all are, to muffle his private need in decorous silence so as not to underscore the small size of his host’s domicile with the rush of a gross cascade on top of his own hushed trickle. But this did not enter my mind at the moment, as groaning with rage I ransacked the kitchen for something better than a broom. Then, canceling my search, I dashed out of the house with the heroic decision of attacking him barefisted; despite my natural vigor, I am no pugilist, while the short but broad-shouldered Maximovich seemed made of pig iron. The void of the street, revealing nothing of my wife’s departure except a rhinestone button that she had dropped in the mud after preserving it for three unnecessary years in a broken box, may have spared me a bloody nose. But no matter. I had my little revenge in due time. A man from Pasadena told me one day that Mrs. Maximovich née Zborovski had died in childbirth around 1945; the couple had somehow got over to California and had been used there, for an excellent salary, in a year-long experiment conducted by a distinguished American ethnologist. The experiment dealt with human and racial reactions to a diet of bananas and dates in a constant position on all fours. My informant, a doctor, swore he had seen with his own eyes obese Valechka and her colonel, by then gray-haired and also quite corpulent, diligently crawling about the well-swept floors of a brightly lit set of rooms (fruit in one, water in another, mats in a third and so on) in the company of several other hired quadrupeds, selected from indigent and helpless groups. I tried to find the results of these tests in the Review of Anthropology ; but they appear not to have been published yet. These scientific products take of course some time to fructuate. I hope they will be illustrated with photographs when they do get printed, although it is not very likely that a prison library will harbor such erudite works. The one to which I am restricted these days, despite my lawyer’s favors, is a good example of the inane eclecticism governing the selection of books in prison libraries. They have the Bible, of course, and Dickens (an ancient set, N. Y., G. W. Dillingham, Publisher, MDCCCLXXXVII); and the Children’s Encyclopedia (with some nice photographs of sunshine-haired Girl Scouts in shorts), and A Murder Is Announced by Agatha Christie; but they also have such coruscating trifles as A vagabond in Italy by Percy Elphinstone, author of Venice Revisited, Boston, 1868, and a comparatively recent (1946) Who’s Who in the Limelight actors, producers, playwrights, and shots of static scenes. In looking through the latter volume, I was treated last night to one of those dazzling coincidences that logicians loathe and poets love. I transcribe most of the page:
Pym, Roland. Born in Lundy, Mass., 1922. Received stage training at Elsinore Playhouse, Derby, N. Y. Made debut in Sunburst . Among his many appearances are Two Blocks from Here, The Girl in Green, Scrambled Husbands, The Strange Mushroom, Touch and Go, John Lovely, I Was Dreaming of You.
Quilty, Clare, American dramatist. Born in Ocean City, N. J., 1911. Educated at Columbia University. Started on a commercial career but turned to playwriting. Author of The Little Nymph, The Lady Who Loved Lightning (in collaboration with Vivian Darkbloom), Dark Age, The strange Mushroom, Fatherly Love, and others. His many plays for children are notable. Little Nymph (1940) traveled 14,000 miles and played 280 performances on the road during the winter before ending in New York. Hobbies: fast cars, photography, pets.
Quine, Dolores. Born in 1882, in Dayton, Ohio. Studied for stage at American Academy. First played in Ottawa in 1900. Made New York debut in 1904 in Never Talk to Strangers. Has disappeared since in [a list of some thirty plays follows].
How the look of my dear love’s name even affixed to some old hag of an actress, still makes me rock with helpless pain! Perhaps, she might have been an actress too. Born 1935. Appeared (I notice the slip of my pen in the preceding paragraph, but please do not correct it, Clarence) in The Murdered Playwright. Quine the Swine. Guilty of killing Quilty. Oh, my Lolita, I have only words to play with! (1.8)
Humbert the Terrible brings to mind Ilya Repin's famous painting (made between 1883 and 1885) Ivan the Terrible and His Son Ivan on 16 November 1581. On November 16, 1851, Herzen's mother Louise Haag and deaf-mute son Kolya (and Kolya's tutor) died in a shipwreck off the coast near Nice. According to John Ray, Jr., Humbert Humbert had died in legal captivity, of coronary thrombosis, on November 16, 1952, a few days before his trial was scheduled to start:
“Lolita, or the Confession of a White Widowed Male,” such were the two titles under which the writer of the present note received the strange pages it preambulates. “Humbert Humbert,” their author, had died in legal captivity, of coronary thrombosis, on November 16, 1952, a few days before his trial was scheduled to start. His lawyer, my good friend and relation, Clarence Choate Clark, Esq., now of the District of Columbia bar, in asking me to edit the manuscript, based his request on a clause in his client’s will which empowered my eminent cousin to use the discretion in all matters pertaining to the preparation of “Lolita” for print. Mr. Clark’s decision may have been influenced by the fact that the editor of his choice had just been awarded the Poling Prize for a modest work (“Do the Senses make Sense?”) wherein certain morbid states and perversions had been discussed.
A modest work by John Ray, Jr., “Do the Senses make Sense?” brings to mind the tactile sense mentioned by Humbert Humbert in the last chapter of his manuscript:
The rest is a little flattish and faded. Slowly I drove downhill, and presently found myself going at the same lazy pace in a direction opposite to Parkington. I had left my raincoat in the boudoir and Chum in the bathroom. No, it was not a house I would have liked to live in. I wondered idly if some surgeon of genius might not alter his own career, and perhaps the whole destiny of mankind, by reviving quilted Quilty, Clare Obscure. Not that I cared; on the whole I wished to forget the whole mess - and when I did learn he was dead, the only satisfaction it gave me, was the relief of knowing I need not mentally accompany for months a painful and disgusting convalescence interrupted by all kinds of unmentionable operations and relapses, and perhaps an actual visit from him, with trouble on my part to rationalize him as not being a ghost. Thomas had something. It is strange that the tactile sense, which is so infinitely less precious to men than sight, becomes at critical moment our main, if not only, handle to reality. I was all covered with Quilty - with the feel of that tumble before the bleeding. (2.36)
Clare Obscure is a play on clair obscur, French for chiaroscuro (It., light-dark), an art technique that uses strong contrasts between light and dark to create the illusion of three-dimensional volume on a flat surface. According to Humbert Humbert, Thomas had something. In his French fragment Le Dualisme, c'est la monarchie (1854) Herzen (whose grandson bacame a celebrated surgeon) says that Thomas the Apostle had every reason to doubt the physical resurrection of Jesus:
Jésus-Christ ne sauve aussi que l'esprit. Le corps, il le terrasse; la chair, il l'enchaîne. L'apôtre Thomas avait bien raison de douter de la résurrection du corps.
A little earIier in his fragment Herzen mentions immortality:
Un des traits distinctifs du christianisme, c'est d'être partout contre-nature, et de confondre, avec préméditation, chaque notion avec la notion diamétralement opposée.
C'est l'égalité, mais devant Dieu.
C'est l'immortalité, mais après la mort.
C'est le monothéisme, mais trinitaire.
At the end of his manuscript Humbert Humbert mentions the only immortality that Lolita and he may share:
This then is my story. I have reread it. It has bits of marrow sticking to it, and blood, and beautiful bright-green flies. At this or that twist of it I feel my slippery self eluding me, gliding into deeper and darker waters than I care to probe. I have camouflaged what I could so as not to hurt people. And I have toyed with many pseudonyms for myself before I hit on a particularly apt one. There are in my notes “Otto Otto” and “Mesmer Mesmer” and “Lambert Lambert,” but for some reason I think my choice expresses the nastiness best.
When I started, fifty-six days ago, to write Lolita, first in the psychopathic ward for observation, and then in this well-heated, albeit tombal, seclusion, I thought I would use these notes in toto at my trial, to save not my head, of course, but my soul. In mid-composition, however, I realized that I could not parade living Lolita. I still may use parts of this memoir in hermetic sessions, but publication is to be deferred.
For reasons that may appear more obvious than they really are, I am opposed to capital punishment; this attitude will be, I trust, shared by the sentencing judge. Had I come before myself, I would have given Humbert at least thirty-five years for rape, and dismissed the rest of the charges. But even so, Dolly Schiller will probably survive me by many years. The following decision I make with all the legal impact and support of a signed testament: I wish this memoir to be published only when Lolita is no longer alive.
Thus, neither of us is alive when the reader opens this book. But while the blood still throbs through my writing hand, you are still as much part of blessed matter as I am, and I can still talk to you from here to Alaska. Be true to your Dick. Do not let other fellows touch you. Do not talk to strangers. I hope you will love your baby. I hope it will be a boy. That husband of yours, I hope, will always treat you well, because otherwise my specter shall come at him, like black smoke, like a demented giant, and pull him apart nerve by nerve. And do not pity C. Q. One had to choose between him and H. H., and one wanted H. H. to exist at least a couple of months longer, so as to have him make you live in the minds of later generations. I am thinking of aurochs and angels, the secret of durable pigments, prophetic sonnets, the refuge of art. And this is the only immortality you and I may share, my Lolita. (2.36)
According to John Ray, Jr., Mrs. “Richard F. Schiller” (Lolita's married name) outlived Humbert Humbert by forty days and died in childbed, giving birth to a stillborn girl, on Christmas Day 1952, in Gray Star, a settlement in the remotest Northwest:
For the benefit of old-fashioned readers who wish to follow the destinies of “real” people beyond the “true” story, a few details may be given as received from Mr. “Windmuller,” of “Ramsdale,” who desires his identity suppressed so that “the long shadows of this sorry and sordid business” should not reach the community to which he is proud to belong. His daughter, “Louise,” is by now a college sophomore. “Mona Dahl” is a student in Paris. “Rita” has recently married the proprietor of a hotel in Florida. Mrs. “Richard F. Schiller” died in childbed, giving birth to a stillborn girl, on Christmas Day 1952, in Gray Star, a settlement in the remotest Northwest. ‘Vivian Darkbloom’ has written a biography, ‘My Cue,’ to be published shortly, and critics who have perused the manuscript call it her best book. The caretakers of the various cemeteries involved report that no ghosts walk.
But it seems that, actually, Lolita dies of ague in the Elphinstone hospital on July 4, 1949, and everything what happens after her sudden death (Lolita's escape from the hospital, Humbert Humbert's affair with Rita, Lolita's marriage and pregnancy, and the murder of Clare Quilty) was invented by Humbert Humbert (whose "real" name is John Ray, Jr.). A small town in the Rocky Mountains, Elphinstone brings to mind Prince Felix Yusupov Count Sumarokov-Elston (one of Rasputin's murderers, 1887-1967, who married Irina Romanov, the only niece of Nicholas II). In Ilf and Petrov's novel Dvenadtsat' stuliev (“The Twelve Chairs,” 1928) the reporter Persitski suggests that the poet Nikifor Lyapis-Trubetskoy (“Lapsus”) should change his pseudonym to Nikifor Sumarokov-Elston:
Да, кстати. Ляпсус, почему вы Трубецкой? Почему вам не взять псевдоним ещё получше? Например, Долгорукий! Никифор Долгорукий! Или Никифор Валуа? Или ещё лучше: гражданин Никифор Сумароков-Эльстон? Если у вас случится хорошая кормушка, сразу три стишка в «Гермуму», то выход из положения у вас блестящий. Один бред подписывается Сумароковым, другая макулатура — Эльстоном, а третья — Юсуповым… Эх вы, халтурщик!..
“Anyway, why are you called Trubetskoy? Why don't you choose an even better name? Nikifor Dolgoruki. Or Nikifor Valois. Or, still better, Citizen Nikifor Sumarokov-Elston. If ever you manage to get some easy job, then you can write three lines for Gerasim right away and you have a marvelous way to save yourself. One piece of rubbish is signed Sumarokov, the second Elston, and the third Yusupov. God, you hack!" (Chapter XXIX “The Author of the Gavriliad”)
Prince Yuri Dolgoruki (1099-1157) was the founder of Moscow. In his epistle to Prince Nikolay Yusupov (a retired diplomat, Felix’s great-grandfather, 1750-1831), K vel’mozhe (To a Grandee, 1830), Pushkin says that Voltaire did not find rest even in his grave (grobovoe zhilishche) and still wanders from cemetery to cemetery (s klabishcha na kladbishche):
Всё изменилося. Ты видел вихорь бури,
Падение всего, союз ума и фурий,
Свободой грозною воздвигнутый закон,
Под гильотиною Версаль и Трианон
И мрачным ужасом смененные забавы.
Преобразился мир при громах новой славы.
Давно Ферней умолк. Приятель твой Вольтер,
Превратности судеб разительный пример,
Не успокоившись и в гробовом жилище,
Доныне странствует с кладбища на кладбище.
Барон д’Ольбах, Морле, Гальяни, Дидерот,
Энциклопедии скептической причет,
И колкой Бомарше, и твой безносый Касти,
Все, все уже прошли. Их мненья, толки, страсти
Забыты для других. Смотри: вокруг тебя
Всё новое кипит, былое истребя.
Свидетелями быв вчерашнего паденья,
Едва опомнились младые поколенья.
Жестоких опытов сбирая поздний плод,
Они торопятся с расходом свесть приход.
Им некогда шутить, обедать у Темиры,
Иль спорить о стихах. Звук новой, чудной лиры,
Звук лиры Байрона развлечь едва их мог.
Voltaire (François-Marie Arouet, a French writer and philosopher, 1694-1778) is the author of La Pucelle d'Orléans ("The Maid of Orleans," 1752), a satirical poem about Joan of Arc (c. 1412 - May 30, 1431, a patron saint of France, honored as a defender of the French nation for her role in the siege of Orléans and her insistence on the coronation of Charles VII of France during the Hundred Years' War). In a stage performance that Humbert Humbert and Lolita saw at the Beardsley theater Edusa Gold (Lolita's teacher of drama) played Joan of Arc:
The brakes were relined, the waterpipes unclogged, the valves ground, and a number of other repairs and improvements were paid for by not very mechanically-minded but prudent papa Humbert, so that the late Mrs. Humbert’s car was in respectable shape when ready to undertake a new journey.
We had promised Beardsley School, good old Beardsley School, that we would be back as soon as my Hollywood engagement came to an end (inventive Humbert was to be, I hinted, chief consultant in the production of a film dealing with “existentialism,” still a hot thing at the time). Actually I was toying with the idea of gently trickling across the Mexican border - I was braver now than last year - and there deciding what to do with my little concubine who was now sixty inches tall and weighed ninety pounds. We had dug out our tour books and maps. She had traced our route with immense zest. Was it thanks to those theatricals that she had now outgrown her juvenile jaded airs and was so adorably keen to explore rich reality? I experienced the queer lightness of dreams that pale but warm Sunday morning when we abandoned Professor Chem’s puzzled house and sped along Main Street toward the four-lane highway. My Love’s striped, black-and-white cotton frock, jauntry blue with the large beautifully cut aquamarine on a silver chainlet, which gemmed her throat: a spring rain gift from me. We passed the New Hotel, and she laughed. “A penny for your thoughts,” I said and she stretched out her palm at once, but at that moment I had to apply the breaks rather abruptly at a red light. As we pulled up, another car came to a gliding stop alongside, and a very striking looking, athletically lean young woman (where had I seen her?) with a high complexion and shoulder-length brilliant bronze hair, greeted Lo with a ringing “Hi!” - and then, addressing me, effusively, edusively (placed!), stressing certain words, said: “What a shame it was to tear Dolly away from the play - you should have heard the author raving about her after that rehearsal - ” “Green light, you dope,” said Lo under her breath, and simultaneously, waving in bright adieu a bangled arm, Joan of Arc (in a performance we saw at the local theatre) violently outdistanced us to swerve into Campus Avenue. (2.15)
Btw., in VN's novel Dar ("The Gift," 1937) Shchyogolev (Fyodor's landlord, Zina Mertz's stepfather) tells Fyodor that his wife is Smolyanka (was educated at the Smolny Institute for Noble Maidens):
"Моя супруга-подпруга, - рассказывал он в другой раз, - лет двадцать прожила с иудеем и обросла целым кагалом. Мне пришлось потратить немало усилий, чтобы вытравить этот дух. У Зинки (он попеременно, смотря по настроению, называл падчерицу то так, то Аидой) нет, слава Богу, ничего специфического, - посмотрели бы на ее кузину, - такая, знаете, жирная брюнеточка с усиками. Мне иногда даже приходит в башку мысль, - а что, если моя Марианна Николаевна, когда была мадам Мерц... Всё-таки, ведь тянуло же ее к своим, - пускай она вам как-нибудь расскажет, как задыхалась в этой атмосфере, какие были родственнички - ой, Бозэ мой, - гвалт за столом, а она разливает чай: шутка ли сказать, - мать фрейлина, сама смолянка, а вот вышла за жида, - до сих пор не может объяснить, как это случилось: богат был, говорит, а я глупа, познакомились в Ницце, бежала с ним в Рим, - знаете, на вольном-то воздухе всё казалось иначе, ну а когда потом попала в семейную обстановочку, поняла, что влипла".
Зина об этом рассказывала по другому. В ее передаче, облик ее отца перенимал что-то от прустовского Свана. Его женитьба на ее матери и последующая жизнь окрашивались в дымчато-романтический цвет. Судя по ее словам, судя также по его фотографиям, это был изящный, благородный, умный и мягкий человек, - даже на этих негибких петербургских снимках с золотой тисненой подписью по толстому кар тону, которые она показывала Фёдору Константиновичу ночью под фонарем, старомодная пышность светлого уса и высота воротничков ничем не портили тонкого лица с прямым смеющимся взглядом. Она рассказывала о его надушенном платке, о страсти его к рысакам и к музыке; о том, как в юности он однажды разгромил заезжего гроссмейстера, или о том, как читал наизусть Гомера: рассказывала, подбирая то, что могло бы затронуть воображение Фёдора, так как ей казалось, что он отзывается лениво и скучно на ее воспоминания об отце, т. е. на самое драгоценное, что у нее было показать. Он сам замечал в себе эту странную заторможенность отзывчивости. В Зине была черта, стеснявшая его: ее домашний быт развил в ней болезненно заостренную гордость, так что даже говоря с Фёдором Константиновичем она упоминала о своей породе с вызывающей выразительностью, словно подчеркивая, что не допускает (а тем самым всё-таки допускала), чтоб он относился к евреям, если не с неприязнью, в той или иной степени присущей большинству русских людей, то с зябкой усмешкой принудительного доброхотства. В начале она так натягивала эти струны, что ему, которому вообще было решительно наплевать на распределение людей по породам и на их взаимоотношения, становилось за неё чуть-чуть неловко, а с другой стороны, под влиянием ее горячей, настороженной гордыни, он начинал ощущать какой-то личный стыд, оттого что молча выслушивал мерзкий вздор Щёголева и то нарочито гортанное коверкание русской речи, которым тот с наслаждением занимался, - например, говоря мокрому гостю, наследившему на ковре: "ой, какой вы наследник!"
“My better half,” he said on another occasion, “was for twenty years the wife of a kike and got mixed up with a whole rabble of Jew in-laws. I had to expend quite a bit of effort to get rid of that stink. Zina [he alternately called his stepdaughter either this or Aïda, depending on his mood], thank God, doesn’t have anything specific—you should see her cousin, one of these fat little brunettes, you know, with a fuzzy upperlip. In fact, it has occurred to me that my Marianna, when she was Madam Mertz, might have had other interests—one can’t help being drawn to one’s own people, you know. Let her tell you herself how she suffocated in that atmosphere, what relatives she acquired—oh, my Gott—all gabbling at table and she pouring out the tea. And to think that her mother was a lady-in-waiting of the Empress and that she herself had gone to the Smolny School for young ladies—and then she went and married a yid—to this very day she can’t explain how it happened: he was rich, she says, and she was stupid, they met in Nice, she eloped to Rome with him—in the open air, you know, it all looked different—well, but when afterwards the little clan closed upon her, she saw she was stuck.”
Zina told it quite differently. In her version the image of her father took on something of Proust’s Swann. His marriage to her mother and their subsequent life were tinted with a romantic haze. Judging by her words and judging also by the photographs of him, he had been a refined, noble, intelligent and kindly man—even in these stiff St. Petersburg cabinet pictures with a gold stamped signature on the thick cardboard, which she showed Fyodor at night under a streetlamp, the old-fashioned luxuriance of his blond mustache and the height of his collars did nothing to spoil his delicate features and direct, laughing gaze. She told him about his scented handkerchief, and his passion for trotting races and music, and that time in his youth when he had routed a visiting grand master of chess, and the way he recited Homer by heart: in talking of him she selected things that might touch Fyodor’s imagination, since it seemed to her she detected something sluggish and bored in his reaction to her reminiscences of her father, that is to the most precious thing she had to show him. He himself noticed this strangely delayed responsiveness of his. Zina had one quality which embarrassed him: her home life had developed in her a morbidly acute pride, so that even when talking to Fyodor she referred to her race with challenging emphasis, as if stressing the fact that she took for granted (a fact which its stressing denied) that he regarded Jews, not only without the hostility present to a greater or lesser degree in the majority of Russians, but did so without the chilly smile of forced goodwill. In the beginning she drew these strings so taut that he, who in general did not give a damn about the classification of people according to race, or racial interrelations, began to feel a bit awkward for her, and on the other hand, under the influence of her burning, watchful pride, he became aware of a kind of personal shame for listening silently to Shchyogolev’s loathesome rot and to his trick of garbling Russian, in imitation of a farcical Jewish accent as when he said, for instance, to a wet guest who had left traces on the carpet: “Oy, vat a mudnik!” (Chapter Three)
According to Shchyogolev, if he had time, he would write a novel:
Однажды, заметив исписанные листочки на столе у Фёдора Константиновича, он сказал, взяв какой-то новый, прочувствованный тон: "Эх, кабы у меня было времячко, я бы такой роман накатал... Из настоящей жизни. Вот представьте себе такую историю: старый пес, - но еще в соку, с огнем, с жаждой счастья, - знакомится с вдовицей, а у нее дочка, совсем еще девочка, - знаете, когда еще ничего не оформилось, а уже ходит так, что с ума сойти. Бледненькая, лёгонькая, под глазами синева, - и конечно на старого хрыча не смотрит. Что делать? И вот, недолго думая, он, видите ли, на вдовице женится. Хорошо-с. Вот, зажили втроём. Тут можно без конца описывать - соблазн, вечную пыточку, зуд, безумную надежду. И в общем - просчёт. Время бежит-летит, он стареет, она расцветает, - и ни черта. Пройдёт, бывало, рядом, обожжёт презрительным взглядом. А? Чувствуете трагедию Достоевского? Эта история, видите ли, произошла с одним моим большим приятелем, в некотором царстве, в некотором самоварстве, во времена царя Гороха. Каково?" - и Борис Иванович, обратив сторону тёмные глаза, надул губы и издал меланхолический лопающийся звук.
Once, when he had noticed some written-up sheets of paper on Fyodor’s desk, he said, adopting a new heartfelt tone of voice: “Ah, if only I had a tick or two, what a novel I’d whip off! From real life. Imagine this kind of thing: an old dog—but still in his prime, fiery, thirsting for happiness—gets to know a widow, and she has a daughter, still quite a little girl—you know what I mean—when nothing is formed yet but already she has a way of walking that drives you out of your mind—A slip of a girl, very fair, pale, with blue under the eyes—and of course she doesn’t even look at the old goat. What to do? Well, not long thinking, he ups and marries the widow. Okay. They settle down the three of them. Here you can go on indefinitely—the temptation, the eternal torment, the itch, the mad hopes. And the upshot—a miscalculation. Time flies, he gets older, she blossoms out—and not a sausage. Just walks by and scorches you with a look of contempt. Eh? D’you feel here a kind of Dostoevskian tragedy? That story, you see, happened to a great friend of mine, once upon a time in fairyland when Old King Cole was a merry old soul,” and Boris Ivanovich, turning his dark eyes away, pursed his lips and emitted a melancholy, bursting sound. (Chapter Three)